Do not schedule your appointment for a Friday morning; you won’t go.

Absolutely do not wait until the same day to schedule a practice interview. Your counselor will definitely not be free.

No.

No.

No, you and your friend cannot schedule a career counseling session together. This is not a middle school bathroom break.

Please do not wait to schedule your appointment until the day you need to meet. Your career counselor will probably not be free.

That’s a lovely cologne you’re wearing, but your career counselor works in an enclosed office. Please be kind and keep it minimal.

If you’ve scheduled an appointment with a counselor by name, please remember that name when you come for said appointment.

To quote Han Solo, “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!” But seriously, take a shower.

Sometimes the world is unfair. Learn to deal with it while you’re still in college.

If your career counselor turns up half an hour late, they’re probably having a really bad day. Being snarky at them is not advisable.